Moo Crisp
2025 Small Batch Beef Crisps
Built for my family's health. Now sharing with everyone.
30G protein per bag.
Real steak 🥩
Crispy like a chip, but never fried
3 bags 🟰 1lb of lean steak
6 natural ingredients
No nitrates, just patience and love 🤎
Nothing here is rushed — not the cattle, not the cut, not the crunch.
Moo Crisp
The marinade, hour 1
The dip, hour 2
The lay, hour 2
The shake, hour 3
The slow dry, hour 8
The crisp, hour 15
Three bags of our steak chips is a pound of beef. No fryer, no shortcuts — that's the whole recipe.
Moo Crisp
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The receipts
Don't take the cow's word for it
Moo Crispclassic steak chips
| Measure | Per bag |
|---|---|
| Protein | 30g |
| Added sugar | 4gorganic brown sugar |
| Ingredients | 6natural, all pronounceable, no fillers |
| Calories | ~165 |
| Texture | Shatters like a chip |
| Hunger meter | Keeps you full for hours |
| Grade | USDA CHOICE |
| Price/gram protein | $0.26/g |
Slow-dried 15 hours. Never fried.
Made by hand from a kitchen.
Bioavailable protein. Full of Creatine, B12, Iron, Zinc and key minerals.
Other brands
| Measure | Typical jerky | Typical protein bar |
|---|---|---|
| Protein | 12g | 20g |
| Added sugar | 10g+ | 15g |
| Ingredients | 15+ Nitrates & binders | 20+ incl. syrups & oils |
| Calories | 180+ | 250 |
| Texture | Tough & leathery | Dense & chalky |
| Hunger meter | Too salty to finish a bag | short fuel before cravings |
| Grade | Ungraded | N/A |
| Price per gram protein | $0.3/g to $0.5/g | $0.2/g to $0.3/g |
Typical numbers from shelf labels.
The Collection
(so far)
USDA Choice grade beef, ingredients you can read and a slow fifteen-hour dry. Every flavor crisps in small batches — never fried, never rushed.
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The Crisp Club
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Small batches go fast. Club members get first crack — early access to new flavor launches and promo codes before the rest of the herd.
Steaks?Steak chips!
found at
&talked about
From butcher counters to farmers market stalls, a growing herd of independent stockists keeps Moo Crisp on the shelf. Spot us in the wild — or ask your local to get us in.
The Meat Counter
Ranch & Pantry
GreenfieldFarmers market · est. 1974
The Dry Goods Co.
Butcher & Co.
Herd Provisions
GrazeThe snack magazine
The Crunch Report
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